Me answering a phone call from an 800 number: "Hello?"
Man with "an accent" on the other end: "Yes, may I please speak with (what I swear I heard) the Master of the Chateau?"
Me totally taken aback: "THE WHO?!"
Man: "Matthew DeSanto."
Ohhh, that was better, but nope, neither of those guys were here.

I had just finished up a silly dance, Reese laughed then said: "Mommy, you're funny.........but Daddy's REALLY funnier than you!"

Me: "Claire, are you poopy?"
Claire: "No."
Me: "Are you tricking me?"
Claire running away with a big smile: "Yeah, I trickin' you!"
She was poopy.