Tom: "Isn't St. Patrick's Day your favorite holiday?"
Wife: look of confusion
Tom: "Oh wait. That was Mindy's." (former girlfriend) Nervous laughter.
Wife: eye roll

During sharing time in primary, Reese turned around to a lady in our ward and said, "I like your hair." The teacher thought it was cute and laughed then replied, "Thank you. I like your hair too." Reese then exclaimed, "Thanks. I'm Minnie Mouse today!"

"Minnie Mouse "

Going through airport security: Reese watched me closely as I took off my zip up hoodie and put it in a bin. She then (very obediently in her mind) began to take off her shirt while asking, "We have to take all our clothes off?!" Thank you airport for not enforcing that rule!

(A few weeks before potty training)
I took Reese's pants off to change her diaper and suddenly a cute little voice chimes in...."Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with ya pants on the ground."

Reese and I were throwing a small ball back and forth. She dropped it like 10 straight times in a row while I caught every one of her throws. After all her drops she finally caught one. She then got about 12 inches from my face and chucked the ball at me...I obviously didn't catch it. She then said very innocently and sweetly, "You need to learn to catch the ball like me."

We were leaving Home Depot and Reese looked at me and said so serious and heartbroken, "They didn't say 'have a nice day'." Jerks! ;)

We were having a family dance party one night and Reese was really getting into her dancing, intense face and all. She then suddenly shouted out "Chicken Nuggeeeeets" in a total "holla" sort of way.