Reese and Tom just finished racing to the car.
Reese: "Daddy, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose......AND I won!"

Reese: "When I turn 5 do I get to go to school ANNNND wipe my own poo?!"

Me answering a phone call from an 800 number: "Hello?"
Man with "an accent" on the other end: "Yes, may I please speak with (what I swear I heard) the Master of the Chateau?"
Me totally taken aback: "THE WHO?!"
Man: "Matthew DeSanto."
Ohhh, that was better, but nope, neither of those guys were here.

I had just finished up a silly dance, Reese laughed then said: "Mommy, you're funny.........but Daddy's REALLY funnier than you!"

Me: "Claire, are you poopy?"
Claire: "No."
Me: "Are you tricking me?"
Claire running away with a big smile: "Yeah, I trickin' you!"
She was poopy.

Cousin Noah asking Claire all the animal sounds...."What does a kitty say?"
Claire: "Meow."
Noah: "What does a piggy say?"
Claire: "[some form of] Oink, oink."
Noah: "What does a mommy say?"
Claire: "Rarrrr!"

The girls were being super clingy and climbing all over me. Tom, trying to give me a break, said, "Girls, let's go play in the loft!" Very excited at the idea, Reese got right in Claire's face and said in a high pitched talking-to-a-little-kid voice, "Yeah, come on, Claire! Daddy's more fun than Mommy!"

As Reese and I walked into her room one night she let out a gasp as she looked around the room at all 3 things that were lying on her floor. She then folded her arms while still looking around and said in disgust, "I can't believe this!! Who made this mess?" (Hmmm, I wonder.) A minute passed by and she looked at me still disgusted, "Was it you or Claire?!"

Sitting at the dinner table Reese randomly exclaimed, "My favorite word is 'going down the bayou' ". She will still give the same response when asked what her "favorite word" is. Because doesn't everybody have a favorite word?

A Dora DVD kept skipping then eventually just came to a stop on an image of Dora standing there with her mouth open. Reese decided to help her out and said very seriously, "I think she's trying to say 'single ladies'."

About 3/4 of the way through the movie Toy Story 3, Reese leaned over to me with raised eyebrows and a confused look and whispered, "Is this Twilight?"

Reese's parting words to Tom as he was leaving her room at bedtime, "Daddy, you need to clean the house because Mommy doesn't know how."

After taking the water during sacrament meeting today, Reese loudly "whispered","What's next?" (like we were being served a 5 course meal!)